About

We are 7, 14, 18 and 25 for Ronaldo, Henry, Scholes and Zola. Or alternatively, Owen, Mascherano, Squillaci and Obertan. We're here to give out our opinions and share a few laughs about some or many quirks and patterns that we've noticed over the years. Here's a little more about us,

#7

The techie of the group, I'll be responsible for providing most of the stats you come across here. Unless they're the bullshit ones, those are 25's. My favourite player is Cristiano Ronaldo (Surprise! Surprise!) and the club I support is Manchester United (And again!). When not churning out football stats, I'm busy fixing these idiots' laptops. Or phones. Or hard disks. For free.

#14

The Samir Nasri of the Four Man Wall. Resident Arsenal fan and expert armchair manager. I took on the number 14 in honour of Thierry Henry and Xabi Alonso. Also, I've the ability to ramble for 14 pages without making any valid point whatsoever. The other guys have taken up more space for their bios, but notice how in the introductory paragraph, both the players my number is associated with are not shit. Haha, touche pussycat!

#18

Passionate Red Devil, and a sane one at that. Obscenely obsessed with Paul Scholes and his tackles. Hence 18. Got a soft spot for tactics and statistical breakdown, and I believe that a tactically organized Bury FC can defeat Barcelona. Alright, at least avoid defeat. No kidding. I thought Anderson would make it at United, I really did.

#25

A blue eyed man with a love as blue and deep as the deep blue sea for the blues of London and the Azurri. The number 25 was chosen because of Gianfranco Zola, one of the first players of the Premier League that I ever saw and it was instant love for him and all things associated with him. Interested in nearly any kind of football fact and has an uncanny knack of finding and performing the analysis of the football stats sent in by #7.