Tuesday 29 October 2013

Blue Beats Blue - The Cashico Review



Blogger #18

Football is a funny game. The responsibility and the media attention that the managers receive is unreal. More often than not, they are painted as the sole reason for a team winning or losing. Great footballing teams are often referred to by the manager who was at the helm through that period (Arrigo Sacchi’s Milan, Pep Guardiola’s Barcelona, Jose Mourinho’s Chelsea, etc.) and deservedly so. But for a majority of individual games, holding the manager responsible for ‘tactical malfunctions’ is quite absurd because tactics and formations don’t always win games. There’s only so much a manager can do with tactics and beyond that, it’s up to the players.  

Much of the post-match reaction to this match was centred on Mourinho ‘outwitting’ Pellegrini. While Pellegrini didn’t make it any easier for himself by refusing to shake Mourinho’s hand at the final whistle, raising questions on Pellegrini’s tactical nous based on the result of this match defeats the point because tactically, Manchester City were fine.

Line Ups, Shape and Intent:



Line-Ups


Mata was once again benched as Mourinho started with Hazard and Schurrle on the wings. Torres was preferred over Eto’o to lead the attack.

The City line-up showed some interesting decisions. With captain Kompany injured, Demichelis was drafted in for his first start of the season. Further up, Negredo was sacrificed for an extra midfielder as Javi Garcia was brought in. Yaya Toure was pushed higher up, behind Aguero.

Although both teams retained a formation that roughly resembled the popular 4-2-3-1, their intentions were nothing similar. Mourinho has often conceded the possession in big games, content to play on the counter, and this game was no different. City largely dominated possession (54.5%) while Chelsea were content defending deep, drawing their opponents in before hitting them on the counter. (A strategy that was highly effective in Chelsea’s midweek CL win at Schalke. They won 0-3 with just 40% of possession).

Differing Strategies:

A lot of questions have been asked post-match regarding Pellegrini’s decision to leave out Negredo out of the starting line-up. Pellegrini revealed in his pre-match interview that he was aware of Chelsea’s counter-attacking threat, and he set about neutralising it. As I pointed out in my review of the Manchester Derby (read it here if you haven’t), City are prone to leaving gaps between defence and midfield with Toure and Fernandinho in the side (neither a proper defensive midfielder) and in the absence of Garcia, Oscar might have had a field day. While the argument can be made that City missed Negredo and his hold-up ability, Garcia had a solid game and kept the ball moving, completing 48 passes in his time on the field with an accuracy of 98%. If Pellegrini’s logic behind including Garcia was to help ball retention and close the gaps in midfield, it worked out alright.

Silva reprised Nasri’s role from the game against United. Roaming all over the pitch, he was crucial to City dominating possession completing the highest number of passes compared to any other player on the pitch. Nasri played a similar role on the right wing, although to a lesser extent, his ability to cut inside onto his right foot restricted due to his position on the right wing rather than the left.  But it looked like sterile domination for much of the match and Chelsea were content to sit deep and let their opponents have the ball.

Silva making his presence felt all over the pitch


If and when City got into Chelsea’s penalty box, Chelsea had the numbers on their side and City were restricted to shots from narrow angles. But City had some brilliant phases of intricate passing, and scored their goal from one such phase. Some quick passing found Terry and Cahill much higher than the centerbacks would have wanted, and Aguero had more time and space to rifle a brilliant shot past Cech, albeit from a similar narrow angle.

City’s packed midfield, their high line and possession based play meant that Chelsea had to hit them with high paced counter-attacks that could exploit City’s high line. Chelsea found two ways to do this, either with simple balls over City’s defence, or by shifting the ball quickly to their forwards and asking them to beat their opposing man in 1v1 situations.  

In the absence of Kompany, City lacked a commanding presence in their defence, and their offside trap was sometimes found lacking (why a team which has spent almost 600m on transfers in recent times should rely so much on a single defender is beyond me). First Cahill blasted over, and soon after Torres missed his customary sitter from another lofted ball.

None of the designated ‘wingers’ or wide players that started the match were wingers in the classical sense. None of them hugged the touchline, aiming to beat the opposing wingbacks on the outside, as a Valencia or Navas would have. While the wingers involved in this match primarily played their game in the centre of the pitch, their approach to it was quite different. Both Silva and Nasri drifted all over the pitch, getting involved in the build-up play, making short passes and constantly recycling possession. On the other hand, the Chelsea wide-men looked to receive the ball in wide areas and dribble inside, looking to beat City defenders (Hazard leaving behind Zabaleta flat on his ass comes to mind) before going for the killer pass. Generally, City looked happy to deal with this, the extra man in midfield helping, but a moment’s lapse from Clichy led to Chelsea’s first goal, Torres steaming past him before crossing for Schurrle to tap in.

Chelsea attempting numerous dribbles



While we’re at it, Torres deserves a mention. He had a great game, more than making up for his earlier miss with some fine bits of individual play and dribbling. City found him difficult to deal with, and Torres ended up being the player who suffered the most fouls (He also attempted the highest no. of take-ons).


Much of Chelsea’s one touch passing was done in deeper areas by the likes of Terry, Cahill, Lampard and Ramires. The fact that Terry completed the highest number of passes for Chelsea is testament to this. The presence of David Luiz might have helped here. He possesses a far better range of passing compared to Terry and Cahill and could have helped in faster transitions from defence to attack.

Final Thoughts:

It was left to Hart and his antics to gift Chelsea the winner. While Hart will have to take most of the blame for the goal, it was another long ball over City’s high line causing them problems.

Ultimately, it was three individual errors (Clichy, Cech, Hart) that led to the goals. But Cech will feel hard done by. He acted instinctively. All Cech's training would have made him set up for a shot back across the goal but he was undone by a moment of brilliance and laser-like accuracy from the Argentinian, one of the moments of the match. That and Torres’ dribble into the box and hitting the bar. ‘El Cashico’ cannot match the El Clasico for technical quality, but these were two moments of genuine class.


Of course, next time, Cech will be more cautious but, next time, Aguero will probably lob it in the far corner, back-heel it between the keeper's legs or get down on his knees and head it in. Who knows what the cheeky bastard will do next?

Pellegrini will have to rethink his plans for Hart who has made 7 errors leading directly to a goal since the start of last season. No other EPL keeper has made more during the same period. For a title challenging team, that is quite a blatant weakness.

City played well for much of the game, and were undone by woeful individual errors. Mourinho got the three points, and most of the times that is all that matters, but Pellegrini can take heart from this performance. There was much to be positive about.  



















Friday 25 October 2013

The Four Man Wall FPL Tips - 4

Ahoy there Fantasy Premier League managers. We hope your team's been doing as well as ours and at the same time, another we also hope that it's not (it is a competition after all). But fear not, (or some people would say do fear) because we're back to give you the best of our picks for the upcoming week(s) of the Premier League.

I'd like to start by mentioning West Ham. Just before the international break, they pulled a shock result over Spurs. The few managers who had those West Ham players benefited from that flurry and were left content in the international break. But it's not too late to get in on the West Ham game. All 3 of the scorers from that day are still dead cheap. Facing Swansea(A), Villa(H), Norwich(A), Chelsea(H), Fulham(H) and Crystal Palace(A) in their next six games, you could end up with a hefty haul of points if you're willing to take a gamble. While Reid(5.0), being a defender, is quite a risk, Ravel Morrisson(4.5) and Ricardo Vaz Te(5.1) are as cheap as they come. They could be worth your investment, and you've got nothing to lose if they don't work out too as they could double up as useful bench players for your team.

Meanwhile, Southampton are showing no signs of letting up. Lovren and Fonte have become 5.5 and 5.1 respectively. They seem to be getting the job done, but if that's too much of a burden on your budget, then Clyne(4.5) and Shaw(4.7) are always there to help ease your pocket. Despite the strong strike force, Adam Lallana(6.2) is the man who's picking up the points. I'd say you get him now at this price before his price goes up even more over the next 3 weeks where they face Fulham(H), Stoke(A) and Hull(H).

Chelsea on the other hand have finally gotten into the groove it would seem and are performing consistently on the pitch. If you haven't already figured it out yet, it's still too risky to go for a Chelsea forward because the weather is more predictable than Jose. However, just behind their main striker, Hazard(9.0) has quietly gone on to justify his big FPL price tag and Oscar(9.0) has been consistent for most part of the season. Chelsea's next two games are against City and Newcastle, but post that, they have a brilliant run of fixtures, and you could bet that both Hazard and Oscar will be involved in whatever good they do in those games. Demand should be high post the Newcastle game, so you'd want to get them in early.

Spurs seem to have the game of the week from an FPL point of view. However, it's still difficult to see who their main man is. They all cost sizeable fees. However, Andros Townsend at 5.7 is the pick of the bunch according to me. He's been very impressive and he's been consistent on the pitch from a pure footballing point of view. I feel that it's just a matter of time before he starts to generate a good amount of points inflow for FPL managers. This weekend would be a great time to put your faith in him. Roberto Soldado(9.2) has finally gotten the monkey off his back by scoring his first goal from open play. Their next 3 fixtures are Hull(H), Everton(A) and Newcastle(H). I don't see Spurs winning big so Soldado is a risk, but for this gameweek, he seems a decent bet (not as safe as Townsend though). Meanwhile, Rose's injury has given Naughton(4.3) an opportunity to play in the Left Back role for Spurs. He finally offers another cheap alternative into the Spurs defence alongside Dawson(5.2). Certainly worth considering seeing as to how Spurs have managed 5 clean sheets in their opening 8 games.

Arsenal also have a seemingly easy game this weekend. However, it's short lived with Liverpool(H), United(A) and Soton(H) following this weekend's game. It goes without saying that you should stay away from the Arsenal defence who have managed only one clean sheet all season. However, there may be a change to the way that they operate in midfield. Aaron Ramsey may not get as far forward as he has been doing in recent weeks due to tactics asking for a more safe approach restricting the frequency of his forward runs.

Alternatives to the Arsenal frontman include the returning Christian Benteke(8.8) who got off to a flyer at the start of the season. His price is low currently, but it's just a matter of time before he hits form again and his price shoots up. Villa have Everton(H), West Ham(A), Cardiff(H), West Brom(A), Sunderland(H) and Southampton(A) in their next 6 games. Not the most ideal run of fixtures, but this season, the Villains have shown that they are more than capable of making a game out of any match that they play in. Another player to look out for is Adnan Januzaj(4.9). He seems to be the toast of the town, but FPL managers aren't flocking towards him, at least not yet. He didn't feature in the week against Sociedad, so he could get a start this weekend against Stoke.

So that's it from us on the eve of what promises to be a fantastic weekend of football. We hope your tips help you fare better than us and at the same time, worse than us as well. Regardless of how it goes, leave us a tip about our tips in the comments section.

#18 and #25

Wednesday 23 October 2013

Arsenal v Dortmund. A Real Humdinger.

Blogger: #14

People who have the misfortune of interacting with me on a daily basis know that an Arsenal loss means one of two things:
1. A bit of a thundercloud over my head which makes me despise everyone and everything.
2. A weariness that is borne out of self-pity. A when-will-this-misery-end kind of misery.

But I woke up today with, believe it or not, satisfaction. My mum would gasp if she read this and would strongly suspect her son to have taken in a gallon or two of something that could cause his arrest if he chose to drive. Instead he chose to drivel (haha, but seriously, I'm as sober as can be). Some may accuse me of not being passionate enough, well, I wrote a very angry little piece right after our previous loss, which happened 12 GAMES AGO *smirks*. #25 told me it was too vitriolic and wasn't fit for public consumption, so it was consigned to the dreaded drafts list ( I deleted it later, the end). Now, it's not even like I chose to be satisfied with the game, it just so happens that I am. You may think that this is an Arsenal fan who has lost his marbles, and you're certainly not mistaken, but hear me out.

I'm as sane as this guy. 
Now, this was the first big team Arsenal faced this season (haha, Spurs) and we acquitted ourselves very well. Don't let the annoying nasally commentator fool you, the whole 'we were poor and played off the park' card doesn't work here. Dortmund pressed with great cohesion, and made life very hard for us, yes. We were a little lethargic and a few of our players were below par, yes. But despite all that, Dortmund had only two real chances. On the other hand, we could have had four on another night.

The game started with Dortmund racing off the blocks, although it wasn't quite as breathtaking a start as the one we had against Napoli. We dropped deep and although it may look like we were getting smashed, there was never really any period of time where we looked out of control. I will draw your attention to that annoying commentator again, who insisted we needed to do more, despite our strategy effectively shutting Dortmund out. I will now proceed to disagree. I disagree. Their goal came about simply because Aaron Ramsey decided to go on a slaloming run to the Dortmund goal. However, he committed the fundamental error of starting this run right outside his own penalty area. Sort of thing that happens all the time. Another day, we'd be toasting him. Mkhitaryan got the ball, and shot what I could only make out to be an apology of a shot. It somehow managed to flummox Szczesny though. 1-0 to Dortmund. But apart from that, they were restricted to a few shots from distance. It was controlled stuff from Arsenal in response to the waves of pressing that are a hallmark of this Dortmund side.

At the other end of the field, the two hottest players in the world were locked in a duel. Olivier Giroud may come 2nd in the looks department to Mats Hummels, but he bested the German on several occasions on the pitch. One of these successful duels resulted in Tomas Rosicky unleashing a ferocious volley that was cleared off the line by good ol' Hummels. It wasn't long before Subotic got into the act, with some slapstick defending that allowed Olivier Giroud to unleash a spectacular volley from like six inches out. Because Olli G doesn't do tap-ins. No sir. It was a well deserved reward for a guy who's been written off by so many people. He showed in this game he can hold his own against a top club. And make no mistake about that, Dortmund are a top, top club, probably better than any side Arsenal would have to face in the Premier League and it's to our immense credit that all 3 results would have seemed fair.

At this point, I'd like to point out a few indivividuals and praise/criticize them. Rosicky was really good, constantly buzzing, creating space, trying to make things happen. Shame he's so criminally underrated. Wilshere and Ramsey were off the boil, but another old head, Mikel Arteta, was phenomenal. You'll hear a lot of guff about Arsenal missing Flamini, but that's a massive disservice to our Spanish Pirlo (yes, I went there, sue me). I appreciate what Flamini brings to the table, but to say we'd have won/not lost without him is simplifying what was a fine tactical battle which I am not qualified to talk about. Ozil was heavily marked, but was very effective once he moved to the right. Cazorla sparked things up, and was unlucky not to score when Ozil set him up. I'm too lazy to add the umlauts by the way. I forgot to mention that we had a goal disallowed for no real reason in all this rambling. Ramsey couldn't get his 71453556th goal of the season because some guy pushed some other guy. What baffled everyone was that they were on the same team, so it doesn't really matter, but the ref disagreed. AND CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY HE ENDED BOTH HALVES ABOUT 30 SECONDS TOO EARLY. 30 EARTH SHATTERING SECONDS WITHIN WHICH WE'D HAVE SCORED 4 GOALS. Or not. #7 reckons he needed to pee, #18, who is the craziest of the lot, suggests it was a screwup by the broadcasters. Anyway, as the half progressed things were beginning to brighten up on the Arsenal horizon. We were pushing for the winner. Unfortunately, just as we were in the ascendancy, Dortmund pulled off one of those pesky little counter-attacks and that was game, set, and match.

It was a fantastic game between two evenly matched sides. Arsenal more than held their own, and would feel a little hard done by the result. Arsene Wenger was uncharacteristically critical of the team, calling them naive, and that in itself is something I view as a positive change from the ridiculous protection of old. The group is wide open, but I've no real worries that we'll get through provided we bounce back. It's been a theme of ours to lose a bunch of games once we've lost one. But this group has something different about them. A togetherness, a tactical awareness, and a toughness that has been missing for so long. And despite myself, I can't help but believe. Believe that we'll do very well this season that is. My bad, I meant I BEL14VE. (Take that United).


Think my belief is misplaced? Drop in a comment.
Thanking you,
Yours sincerely,
#14

Friday 18 October 2013

What's in a Name?

There is reason to live once again, now that the dreadful international break is over. As I'm counting down the seconds to the Liverpool Newcastle game's kickoff, I get distracted and I start counting something else. Then one thing leads to another and before I know it, I'm writing an article and I'm typing "before I know it, I'm writing an article and I'm typing "before I know it.....

That went on for awhile, but finally, I managed to get started with something readable.

A few weeks ago, #14 endeared himself to all the ladies that he knew by posting a Hot XI vs a Not-So-Hot XI. This is another article along those lines, but it's not going to get anyone's libido humming so you don't have to worry about your parents walking in on you carefully observing pictures of hot men.

A Commentator's Dream XI vs A Commentator's Nightmare XI is what I'm going to call it.

One team full of players whose names are so easy to pronounce that they may very well be the first sound you made when you were an infant. On the other side, we have players whose sadistic parents spent days on end to come up with the most complicated of names to give their peers' vocal chords a real workout.

I'm only going to gauge the difficulty or simplicity in pronouncing the surname of a player and not his full name and the difficulty and simplicity is going to be predominantly based on the number of syllables in the name with certain difficult character combinations settling ties. Unlike #14, I'm just looking for players who have difficult to pronounce or easy to pronounce names and nothing else. If there are two players who seem to have names that are just as simple/difficult to pronounce, then I'll pick the better one, because this is after all a competitive game (hypothetically). Last but not least, all these players are from the Premier League only as I struggle to spell, pronounce or read names of players playing in other parts of Europe such as Jakub <Enter Last Name here>.

Kuba - I'd call him this over Blas..........i anyday

The Commentator's Nightmare XI:

GK: Jussi Jääskeläinen:
This man is the longest serving foreign goalkeeper in the Premier League and he's been playing since 1997 up until now. That's a Finnish name that probably includes the names of all the people in his bloodline.


I'm in the team Bitches

RB: Cesar Azpilicueta:
Spanish has always been a language with a few complicated words in its dictionary. People in Cesar's bloodline must be the same people who came up with difficult to pronounce Spanish based words such as Conquistador, but its clear that they saved the best tongue twisters for their family.

Azpilicueta is a good choice. I heard he's a brilliant player. *Subtlety*

CB: Per Mertesacker:
The lanky German has a last name that's as long as he is. Funny how if this entire process was carried out with just the first name, Mertesacker would be playing for his opponents today.

Good luck saying my name right on your first try

CB: Fernando Amorebieta:
The Spanish stopper seems to have a father or a set of forefathers who've given him a surname of four different fathers. If you thought that this was bad, Fernando Gabr Mardaras Amorebieta is his full name. With a name that tricky to write and pronounce, it's a good thing that Fulham started all of his paperwork early in the summer because they needed it.

Say my name right or else...

LB: Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa:
With a name like that, it was rumored that Newcastle tried to find a simpler nickname for him before they even sent him in for a medical. Priorities. He can play anywhere across the back four so he fits into the left back role here.

Bring on the mispronunciations. I'm ready

DM: Steven Nzonzi:
This is a player who really gets the fans and commentators buzzing whenever he's on the ball. But it's more due to the pronunciation of the 'Z's in his name rather than in anticipation of what he's going to do next.

Zzz zzz mothafuckas'

DM: Fernandinho:
It's a well known fact that Brazilians have huge and long winding names and they're given shorter names to be used in day to day life. But whoever gave Fernando Luiz Roza the name Fernandinho didn't really think twice.

You can't touch this

RAM: Morgan Amalfitano:
The Albion winger has been given a name that twists and turns your vocal chords just as he twists and turns your team's wide playing defenders. This man has become a permanent fixture in Steve Clark's side much to the dismay of whoever has to print out their matchday shirts.

Print This!

CAM: Gylfi Sigurdsson:
Icelandic names are probably the worst amongst all of the types of Scandinavian names. Ever since Eidur Gudjohnsen, we've only had one Icelandic player in the league, but that in itself is a mouthful to write, type or say.

That's not how you spell my name

LAM: Gabriel Agbonlahor:
Once upon a time hailed as England's next best thing, the wide man has fallen out of England contention. But he's made sure that nobody forgets his claim to fame with a name to maim.

Lemme hear you say Gabriel Agbonlahor!

ST: Ricky van Wolfswinkel:
The Norwich City frontman has been called O Lobo (the Wolf) and HatRicky in the past. No offense, but these nicknames seem to be given more for the sake of convenience rather than a sense of fondness from the fans.

City van Wolfswinkel

The Commentator's Dream XI:

GK: Joe Hart:
The England No.1 is not only the first name on the teamsheet before every game because he's the goalkeeper. It probably has something to do with a name that simple.

Hart plays with Heart

RB: Nathaniel Clyne:
The Saints have a great production line of talent with players like Bale and Walcott coming out of their ranks. Clyne seems to be a promising player and may be more like Bale in terms of fulfilling his potential, but is certainly like Bale in terms of the simplicity of his name.

My name is Clyne and Imma' runnin' down the line

CB: David Luiz:
Sideshow Bob aka David Luiz has been talked about a lot since his arrival from Benfica. This may not have been that much of a trend had his parents been more generous in terms of the length of his name.

Bob. Sideshow Bob.

CB: Winston Reid:
It's usually the common names that are the simplest to pronounce. Or the simplest to pronounce names are that easy to pronounce because they're so common. Regardless of whether the egg came before the chicken or vice versa, Winston Reid has an extremely simple name and is a no brainer for this team.

Winston Reid asking for some Winston Red

LB: Razvan Rat:
I sure hope for his own sake that he wasn't in an English medium school because a name like that is an open invitation for a shot at that name.(Here, I'd like to add that #14 deplores my reluctance to use pronouns, but I don't give a Rat's ass). But his name is a word that we learn to say when we've just joined school, so no surprise that he makes this team.

Why do you guys keep laughing whenever someone calls out my name?

DM: Leroy Fer:
A lot of commentators must be thanking their lucky stars that a player who probably touches the ball the most in a game has a name that's smaller than a single stud on his boots.

Wait. This isn't the Hot team?

DM: Fabian Delph:
Fabian Delph has quietly gone about his work and has snuck into the Villa starting 11. He certainly had a lot of help with that name.

I got the moves like Jagger

RAM: Nani:
Hindi word for Grandmother. Name of a talented winger. 'Nuff said.

I got more abs than letters in my name

CAM: Bryan Ruiz:
Ironic how two Spanish names had players right at the top of the previous list and how the same language provides us with a silky smooth name for a silky smooth player.

cRuizing along

LAM: Damien Duff:
The Irish are stereotyped as a bunch of people who can't stop drinking. If you're drunk, you're gonna need names that are easy to pronounce despite slurring of speech and lo and behold, Duff.

I sure could do with a pint

ST: Demba Ba:
When was the last time we had a player who's got a shirt number that's longer than the name on his shirt? He must have some confusing moments if he'd been in and around people whose names have a B-A in them. Like BA-rtholemew or BA-rthez or even Drog-BA.

There ain't no masking my class yo'

With that the two teams have been populated and I'll summarize the teams for you one more time before we get into predictions.

Commentator's Nightmare Team:




Commentator's Dream Team:


Our Predictions:
#7   - 2-0 to the Dream team
#14 - 1-0 to the Nightmare team
#18 - 2-1 to the Dream team
#25 - 2-1 to the Dream team

And that's it from me for now. If you feel that this entire article has been useless and that I'm dyslexic, then free feel below comment too,

Later 'Til
25#

Monday 14 October 2013

Death by Interlull

Blogger: #14

It's a weekend. But it's not a weekend. The scourge of club football, international football, is upon us. Players are whisked away to play for their countries and all that guff. If you're anything like me, you're probably spending the weekend praying to the footballing gods (Zidane, Bergkamp et al) to deliver your players back to your respective clubs in one piece. And if, again, you're anything like me, you'll be hoping your rivals' ranks are depleted by the call of duty. If, for the third time, you're anything like me, you'll be wondering if the previous sentence was grammatically incorrect and shittily phrased.

Now, all you patriots out there will tell me it's playing for the national team that is the ultimate source of pride for a player and you may very well be correct. But, let's face it, as a fan, you just shrug your shoulders and go 'meh'. Olivier Giroud has scored a brace against Australia? Cool. Nicklas Bendtner did the same against Italy? Okay. Mesut Ozil scored for Germany? Again, great stuff. Koscielny hurt his knee in training? THIS IS GHASTLY! APPALLING! CATASTROPHIC! IS HE ALIVE, IS HE OKAY?! You get the picture right? Not too easy to work up emotions for one of them national teams, try as I might. It's how most of us are tuned right? RIGHT? So, yeah, while #18 and #25 have gone/will go about posting articles to liven up the international break or Interlull as Arseblog so brilliantly calls it, I have decided, like all rays of sunshine do, to illuminate the dark side. Namely, that emptiness in your life, that soul sucking abyss, that the Interlull brings.

If to this point you've been rolling your eyeballs and been expecting a point, let me inform you that this is a rant by a raving lunatic who thinks a huge dump is akin to childbirth (No jokes, deadly serious here). So don't roll your eyeballs and expect a point. There is none. Just like all these international breaks. It's just one of those snippets from my twisted mind that I hope will kill some of your time. Time that stands between you and your club. I know, I know, I'm too good to be true. I can imagine how it's been for you, this past weekend. The waking up just in time for lunch. The stalking of random girls on Facebook (speaking of Facebook, like us here). Those seconds ticking by ever so slowly, you waiting anxiously for the league to awaken from its weekly slumber to give your life meaning. And then it hits you with a dull, sickening thud. Like when #7 punches my shoulder to greet me. There is no league tonight. What do you do? What do you do? Simulating Norwich City v Crystal Palace on your console doesn't have nearly the same thrill as the real thing does it? You figure you'll go out and hang with your friends, but you realize they're all just as depressed as you, right? The tears start creeping out from the corners of your eyes now, you spend the evening in a daze. Those two evenings seem like two years. And then it's back to work/school/college/the couch. What have you left to ponder about or talk about with your peers? Your career? Your life? Your family? Yeah, right. Sometimes it feels like you're on the brink of losing it all. Your friend Billy has a shotgun, you've heard. He's not loath to lend it out you've heard. But I promise you in the name of all things that are holy and not Interlullian that it gets better. That all this suffering shall cease. That you must experience this vacuum only intermittently, and salvation is just around the corner. The fixtures that you love and cherish will welcome you like my family welcomes me after I take a bath; with open arms and a sense of relief. You have faced hell, and now there is nothing worse left. Nothing.

Unless your club loses. Trust me, there is nothing worse than having your team lose after a long drawn out Interlull. NOTHING. I'm a sadistic, malevolent little life form that resembles something you'd find if you dig up the earth, but even I wouldn't wish that on anyone. I sincerely apologize to any sadistic, malevolent life form residing under the earth that takes offence to what I just said. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings, never thought you had any, or that you read shit blogs. Anyway, here's to hoping for ten draws nine draws and an Arsenal win to mark the closing of this particular Interlull. To those of you who made it to the other side of this 'weekend', I ask for a minute of silence for our brethren who were not so fortunate. You will be missed. The dead guys I mean, not you living ones.

I know I need help. Drop in contact information of reputed loony bins in the comment section below.
Thanking You,
Yours sincerely,
#14

Saturday 12 October 2013

Who Should be Left Back and Who Should be Left Back? - A Look at the England Left Back Situation

Blogger #18:



"I've been brought up over the last few years believing this was the golden generation. If this is the golden generation, the sooner we move away from the gold standard the better." - Lord Mawhinney, Football League Chairman in 2007.

After a decade of hype, expectations and hopes going down the drain, it’s at last common knowledge. England’s so-called ‘golden generation’ has passed its prime. Players like Gerrard, Rooney, and Lampard have repeatedly raised hopes with their excellent performances for their clubs only to disappoint in an England shirt. But amidst all the doom and gloom and shootout heartbreaks, Ashley Cole has always stood tall.

Only the seventh player to win 100 caps for England, he has been a consistent and reliable performer, is still considered as one of the best left backs in the world, and arguably the only member of the ‘golden generation’ to truly live up to his potential in an England shirt. When you consider the fact that next to nobody likes him (well, John Terry maybe) you have to admit it’s for his prowess and ability on the field alone. His performance against Ronaldo at Euro 2004 was probably one of the best defensive displays from an Englishman. 




But his injury for Friday’s qualifier against Montenegro has thrown up an interesting debate. Baines will, no doubt, replace Cole at left back, and will be looking to impress and press his claims for a spot on the first team. But in all honesty, Cole will slot back straight away once he recovers from his injury. An immensely likeable player, Baines has excelled over the past two seasons for Everton but has hardly featured for England. Much like Carragher before him, competing with Terry and Ferdinand for the center back spot, Baines has been terribly unlucky to have Cole to compete with.

Like we all believe, Baines is the more likable guy, but Cole’s different class. Right?

Maybe not.

Let alone the world, Cole might not even be the best left back in the England squad. And that is exactly what we’re going to try and investigate. And we’re not going to stop with comparing just Baines and Cole. We’re going to throw in a member of England’s future, Gibbs, and see whether he lives up to #14’s hype or if he’s another Cleverley in the making. (Who needs Wesley, when we’ve got Cleverley. Remember?)

Defending:


BainesGibbsCole
Time/Mistake171123.6111.6
Time/Dribbled Past155.595.5126.8
Time/Tackle37.227.743.6
Time/Clearance4526.633.2
Time/Interception6032.873.4
% of Aerial Duels Won39.244.4452.5
% of Tackles won797473


Cole has built his reputation on hassling and dominating anyone in his zone and his ability in the air shines through winning more than 50% of his aerial duels. While Gibbs does a decent job too, winning almost 45% of his battle in the air, Baines’ ability in the air shows a lot to be desired.

But the most striking revelation is in the ‘dribbled past’ category. Baines is the more reliable when taking on opposing wingers, being dribbled past every 155 minutes compared to Cole’s 126. Baines also wins a mammoth 79% of his tackles. While Gibbs stands his ground in the tackling department (winning 74%of his tackles to Cole’s 73%), opposition wingers leave him standing every 95 minutes, way behind his peers.

Time For a Change of Guard?

Surprisingly, Cole is least active in the tackling department, with Gibbs way ahead. While you could be excused for thinking that this could be attributed to Chelsea’s possession play meaning Cole had less defensive work to do, that’s rendered useless when you consider who Gibbs plays for. Also, Everton match Chelsea as far as average possession is concerned (52%), so no excuses there. Another popular and fair notion is that tackles are not the best way to measure a defender’s skills because it means that the defender wasn’t in the right position in the first place. An interception, on the other hand, shows one’s ability to read the game. Again, Gibbs gives good reason for our very own Arsenal fan (#14) to cry with joy making an interception every 33 minutes while Cole is again made to looks like a bystander with one every 73 minutes. Baines quietly slots between them in both tackles and interceptions with a tackle every 37 and interception every 60 minutes.

Although these stats have made Cole looks quite ordinary, one can also assume they point out to Chelsea’s midfield prowess. A strong and impregnable midfield doing much of the defensive work for the team leaving Cole with little to do. But when you consider that Arsenal (who aren’t exactly famed for the defensive qualities of their midfield) Everton and Chelsea almost match each other in the number of goals conceded (40, 39 and 37) our assumption starts posing a huge question mark over Chelsea’s defence. Cole’s inactivity might also mean a porous backline whose vulnerability is exposed quite frequently whenever an attack bypasses their midfield wall.

While it is of paramount importance to make crucial tackles and interceptions to cut out an attack, defenders are also being increasingly judged on their ability to stay calm under pressure and avoid mistakes. Looking at the number of mistakes done by each player (loss of possession due to a mistake/poor control), Baines again emerges as the most reliable. The numbers tell us that Cole makes errors more often than Baines does, and while Gibbs can take comfort from the fact that he isn’t the worst offender, he is a lot closer to Cole than he is to Baines.

The picture we’ve painted so far shows Baines to be a reliable, if not spectacular, defender. His forays forward often deflect attention from his defensive abilities and while these numbers don’t exactly shout out for his inclusion in the main team, they certainly show us that England won’t be weakened with him. Gibbs is perfectly shown as a young, talented and possibly rash defender, his energy clearly there for all to see, but he seems to be susceptible one-on-one, something he’ll have to work on.

But going forward? Just one winner.


Passing and Attacking:


BainesGibbsCole
Goals501
Assists532
Time/Keypass29.567.8155
Pass Accuracy (%)838489
Cross Accuracy (%)3017.79.6
Time/Dribble114191.1214.6
Time/Dispossesed101162116.25
Time/Fouled59191126.8


All three are full-backs who love going forward, although permitted to do so at different levels by their respective clubs. England largely rely on overlaps, and in the absence of a world-class left winger in Hodgson’s 4-4-2, all three would do well.

But this is where Baines is in a class of his own. His attacking stats are something akin to that of a winger and his value to this Everton team is evident for all to see with him playing a key pass (a pass that leads to a shot on goal) every 29 minutes. Compared to that, Gibbs’ contribution at a key pass every 68 minutes looks laughable, and yet looks impressive when you bring Cole’s contribution (155 min/key pass) into perspective. Of course, Baines was the focal point of a majority of Everton’s attacks last season, but even then, 3 chances created every game looks mighty impressive when you see that Cole creates one every game and three quarters.

Interesting snippet - Last season, Baines created the most chances in not just England, but Europe. That includes midfielders, strikers ET al. That’s more chances created than  the likes of Ozil, Cazorla, Sniejder and Iniesta. And he’s a left back.

But Cole shows his reliability completing 89% of his passes. While it’s not a huge jump over Baines’ 83% and Gibbs’ 84%, for an England side that regularly struggles to keep hold of the ball it could prove crucial. Baines is also dispossessed (being tackled by an opponent) more often than the other two. Gibbs’ ability on the ball, honed in his days as a winger, shines through with opponents struggling to get the ball off him (once every 166 minutes).

But, Baines plays a much more important role for his side in the attacking third. This could explain his reduced accuracies as he would be closed down more often, attempting intricate passes in a much more crowded zone of the pitch aimed towards areas with a higher number of opposition players.

Baines also shows why he could be included in the side even when Cole returns. As a left winger.

At home when attacking down the flanks, he dribbles successfully almost twice as often as Cole. His crossing skills are also obviously superior to the other two, more so to Cole, Baines being thrice as accurate as Cole. Of course, much of Baines’ crosses will have been aimed at the likes of Fellaini, while Cole had to deal with Fernando Torres. Again, Gibbs makes a case for his own inclusion over Cole, bettering him in both dribbling and crossing abilities.

Interestingly, Baines also draws the most number of fouls from opponents (once every 59 minutes). Ironically, it is for his ability on the ball that they hack him down but inevitably provide him with an opportunity to flex his set-piece abilities, leading us to his most famed talent.

Not since Beckham’s retirement have England possessed a more potent crosser and free kick taker. In games where they struggle to break down the opposition, which quite frankly happens a lot, Baines could make the difference. 10-3 over both Gibbs and Cole on the goals and assist tally is a telling statistic.

Final Thoughts:

By no means am I trying to doubt Cole’s abilities as a footballer. The numbers may not paint him in favourable light, but as it’s often said, stats hide a lot more than they reveal. His contributions cannot be ignored and he will probably be the only English player in the last 5 years to make it into a World XI. His experience and guile when defending against top opposition who will take the game to England will surely prove crucial if and when England qualify for Brazil 2014.

Gibbs has shown that he has the ability to ply his trade amongst the English elite. Reliable and ever-active in defense, he seems to be a younger version of A.Cole himself. While he may not possess the attacking abilities of Baines, he has shown that he can more than take care of himself in the final third. He’s got age on his side, and if he could work on his defensive abilities one v one, it might not be long before he permanently features in the England line-up.

But, given his truly inspired play over the last two years, leaving Baines on the bench would be a colossal waste of talent. With leading attacking stats in not just England, but Europe, his attacking abilities are unparalleled amongst English defenders. Hugely underrated defensively, Baines is the way to go if England are to move forward as a team.